{"product_id":"🔪-the-tap-pay-sword","title":"Excali-Card Tap \u0026 Pay Sword","description":"\u003cp\u003e⚔️ \u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePull the Sword from the (Digital) Stone\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho said paying for your morning coffee had to be boring? Channel your inner knight every time you check out with the Excali-Card — a fully functional, contactless payment sword that turns every transaction into a legendary quest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eWhat It Is:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis isn't just a prop; it's a working NFC tap-and-pay device, 3D printed in durable PLA filament. Designed to be held in your hand (the stand is just for showing off on your desk), the Excali-Card lets you literally \u003cem\u003ewield\u003c\/em\u003e your payments at any point-of-sale terminal that accepts contactless cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eTap to Slay\u003c\/strong\u003e — Works just like a contactless credit\/debit card; no batteries, no charging, just tap and go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eEpic Design\u003c\/strong\u003e — Serrated blade detail, classic crossguard, and a textured grip that feels surprisingly satisfying in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eCard-Safe Chamber\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Your contactless card slides into the scabbard, ready for battle... I mean, checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eConversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e — Watch cashiers' faces light up when you draw your sword to pay for groceries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eEco-Friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e — Printed with biodegradable PLA filament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eMaterial: PLA (Polylactic Acid) — lightweight but sturdy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eSize: Perfectly palm-sized for confident wielding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eCompatibility: Any standard contactless POS terminal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eNote: Stand shown in photos is for display purposes only; your sword is meant for your hand, not your desk!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a functional payment device, not a toy. While it may look battle-ready, please don't actually slay any dragons with it. Dragon-slaying voids the warranty (and probably several laws).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAdd to cart and make every purchase feel like a boss battle victory.\u003c\/em\u003e 🛡️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shade Tree Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53249121485109,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/5429\/7397\/files\/signal-2026-08-02-20-04-12-463_007.jpg?v=1785875688","url":"https:\/\/shadetree.market\/products\/%f0%9f%94%aa-the-tap-pay-sword","provider":"Shade Tree Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}