{"product_id":"oil-of-etherealness-become-one-with-the-mist-decoratively-👻-✨","title":"Oil of Etherealness: Become One with the Mist (Decoratively) 👻🧪✨","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eOil of Etherealness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— a laser-etched diatomaceous earth coaster featuring a crystal-corked bottle filled with swirling mists, ghostly vapors, and the essence of \"I'm not really here right now.\" Inside: ethereal clouds that look like they're plotting an escape from the bottle, wave patterns for that \"ocean of the spirit realm\" vibe, and absolutely zero actual oil (because that would be messy).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e☁️\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSwirling Ethereal Mists\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Looks like a ghost is having a spa day inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e💎\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eCrystal Stopper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Keeps the etherealness contained (mostly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🌊\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eWave Patterns at the Base\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— For when your ghostly form needs beach vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🏆\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eGold Ball Finial Stand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Fancy presentation for your fancy fossil potion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e👻\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eLabel Clearly States \"Oil of Etherealness\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— So you know exactly which plane of existence you're aiming for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eD\u0026amp;D players who need +1 to their desk's magical ambiance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003ePeople who wish they could ghost their problems (literally)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"I need to be less... corporeal today\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eAdding \"mysterious alchemist who may or may not be a ghost\" energy to your shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes not actually grant etherealness. You will remain solid and responsible for your taxes. Sorry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eGenuine diatomaceous earth (Ancient Sea Life, Now Ghostly Art)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eLaser-etched ethereal potion design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shade Tree Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53249217134901,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/5429\/7397\/files\/signal-2026-08-02-19-51-05-205_006.jpg?v=1785879449","url":"https:\/\/shadetree.market\/products\/oil-of-etherealness-become-one-with-the-mist-decoratively-%f0%9f%91%bb-%e2%9c%a8","provider":"Shade Tree Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}