{"product_id":"philter-of-love-fossilized-romance-for-your-shelf-💎❤️","title":"Philter of Love: Fossilized Romance for Your Shelf 💎❤️🧪","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePhilter of Love\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— a laser-etched diatomaceous earth coaster featuring a crystal-corked bottle containing the essence of romance itself: one giant heart-shaped gem for \"wow,\" two smaller heart gems for \"double wow,\" and sparkles because love should always sparkle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e💎\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eGiant Faceted Heart Gem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Represents the size of your feelings (or your budget for Valentine's Day)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e💕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eTwo Floating Mini Hearts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— For when one heart just isn't enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e✨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eBuilt-In Sparkles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— No additional glitter required (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🏆\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eGold Ball Finial Stand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Fancy presentation for your fancy fossil romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🧪\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eLabel Clearly States \"Philter of Love\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Old-timey spelling = extra magical authenticity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eRomantics who want to bottle their feelings (literally)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eD\u0026amp;D players preparing for their next bard character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"why buy flowers when you can buy fossilized love?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eAdding \"mystical matchmaker\" energy to your nightstand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes not actually cause people to fall in love with you. Results may vary. Side effects include: smiling at your phone, daydreaming, and an inexplicable urge to listen to acoustic covers of pop songs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eGenuine diatomaceous earth (Ancient Sea Life, Now Romantic Art)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eLaser-etched love potion design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shade Tree Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53249220247861,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/5429\/7397\/files\/signal-2026-08-02-19-51-05-205_007.jpg?v=1785879626","url":"https:\/\/shadetree.market\/products\/philter-of-love-fossilized-romance-for-your-shelf-%f0%9f%92%8e%e2%9d%a4%ef%b8%8f","provider":"Shade Tree Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}