{"product_id":"the-screamer-paddle-of-eternal-frustration-😱👿","title":"The Screamer: Paddle of Eternal Frustration 😱👿","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eThe Screamer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— a 3D printed paddle featuring a demon who has\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eopinions\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand he's not afraid to project them at 120 decibels. With his mouth permanently frozen in a scream that says \"I told you to take the next exit!\" this copper-hued horror adds dramatic flair to any wall or… paddle-related situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e😱\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePerpetually Shocked Expression\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— He's seen things. Terrible things. Probably your browser history.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e👿\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eRiveted Gothic Border\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Industrial chic meets \"summoned from the seventh circle\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🦷\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eDetailed Dental Work\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Those fangs didn't come cheap, but dental insurance in the underworld is surprisingly comprehensive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eCopper \u0026amp; Shadow Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— For people who want their home decor to whisper \"I have a very specific aesthetic\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e📢\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eBuilt-In Judgment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— He can't actually speak, but you can\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehim sighing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eHorror enthusiasts who appreciate fine craftsmanship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eAnyone who's ever wanted to hang \"screaming energy\" on their wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003ePeople who say \"I'm fine\" in the same tone this demon is screaming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eMaking your guests do a double-take and then laugh nervously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes not actually scream. If it does, please contact an exorcist, not customer service.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"chakra-text css-0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\" class=\"css-tu0njr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003e3D printed in PLA (Plastic of Loud Expressions)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eHand-painted copper \u0026amp; black finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"css-xs9fqv\"\u003eWall-mount hole included (he prefers to scream from elevated positions)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shade Tree Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53249151107381,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/5429\/7397\/files\/signal-2026-08-02-19-51-05-205_016.jpg?v=1785877365","url":"https:\/\/shadetree.market\/products\/the-screamer-paddle-of-eternal-frustration-%f0%9f%98%b1%f0%9f%91%bf","provider":"Shade Tree Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}