Fossil Moon Diatomaceous Earth Coaster

Introducing The Fossil Moon — a decorative crescent moon coaster crafted from diatomaceous earth (fancy way of saying "fossilized algae who had a very good run millions of years ago"). This celestial slice features an intricately etched moon face surrounded by wandering stars, all laser-burned into ancient stone like a message to the cosmos.

Features:

• 🌙 Crescent Moon Design — For people who prefer their lunar phases with extra personality
• ⭐ Scattered Star Constellation — Randomly placed by the universe (and also lasers)
• 🦕 Prehistoric Material — Made from genuine fossils, because regular rocks are boring
• 🎨 Intricate Mandala Face — The moon has thoughts and they're very decorative
• 🏆 Gold Ball Finial Stands — Fancy hardware for your fancy fossil

Perfect for:

• Stargazers who need their decor to match their head-in-the-clouds energy
• People who say "I love you to the moon and back" and mean it literally
• Adding "celestial witch" vibes to your shelf
• Anyone who's ever wished upon a fossil

No actual moon rocks were harmed. These fossils were already retired from their algae duties.

Specs:

• Genuine diatomaceous earth (Ancient Sea Life, Now Art)
• Laser-etched celestial design